Hey you awesome people out there. It's me again!!!!! I know exactly what you're thinking!
"Whoooooo!!!!!!"
Right?! I'm wrong? Oh well. What's new with that?
Okay this is really early and I should definitely be asleep right now considering that I do have to work tomorrow. But nobody ever said I was smart! Lol jk I am not here to down play my intelligence or lack there of. Yes I know that's not how you're supposed to end a sentence. I can hear my high school English teacher yelling at me from beyond the grave. (She is not dead. She just moved. ) lol Yes I know my jokes are hilarious. (And by that I mean that my jokes are so freaking terrible that I should be boo' d off the stage if I ever tried to do stand up comedy. But. . . Bum bum bum! Stand up comedy is exactly why I am here. Because got so see Gabriel Iglesias live. Yes. . . I actually went to FLUFFYMANIA!!!!!!! I can now say that I have been ther, done that, and I bought the $30 tshirt!!!!! I regret nothing. Okay I regret some things in my life but nothing about FLUFFYMANIA will ever be regretted.
Okay I have a story. Bwahahaha yes I have a story. SHOCKING!!!! Right?! Not at all. This is my blog and I tell stories. It's just me being my weird overly excited self at one o'clock in the freaking morning. I really should be asleep. But I'm not. And I'm here on the internet where I can be either normal or normal for me which is actually completely insane. So naturally I am gonna pick being normal for myself. I am completely insane. Which makes the fact that you amazing people are checking out what I have to say completely worthwhile for being up his freaking early in the freaking morning.
Okay I got off from my story so time to apply the breaks and do a 180 and actually tell you amazing people my Fluffy story. (No I did not get to meet the amazing Fluffy) But that's okay. He's still amazing. But I can tell you that I can cross something off my bucket list because I have seen him live and in person.
So my friend Khelsea ended up waiting to the last minute to get her ticket because she didn't know if she would actually be able to go or not. So I decided "hey I'll go early and get you a ticket and that way you don't have to rush and wait in line and stuff like that. " I was trying to be nice. So I went to Weatherford. (That is where he was on Friday. In case nobody on here knew that.) which is okay if you didn't know and it's amazing if you did know. Okay back to the story.
So I get there and the office lady says to me that they were actually out of the general admission tickets. And all that they had left were the $59 tickets. So I am holding my wallet. Thinking to myself. Should I get the ticket or not buy the ticket? This was a major dilemma for me. On one hand I love Khelsea. She is my best friend slash sister. But I was having this whole inner monologue with myself.
"To buy the ticket, or to not buy the ticket? That is the question."
So long story short. I BOUGHT THE TICKET!!!!
So I buy this ticket and my friend Khelsea is all telling me that she doesn't have to go and all I can think is dude. I bought is ticket for me. I'm gonna be way closer to the fluffy than I ever thought I could possibly be. I'm okay with this. FYI Khelsea if you are reading this post. I am not trying to make myself look good by saying hey I bought this ticket. I just am really excited that we both got to go see the fluffy. I just wanna tell the story that is FLUFFYMANIA. Okay with that out of the way. Love you Khels.
My game night Facebook friend Alex actually opened the door for us and scanned my ticket. I didn't realize that it was him until after I was heading back to my assigned seat after getting my shirt. But he was there. Yellow vest and everything.
I find my seat and then went to get a drink and merchandise so I can get my shirt before they sell out. I was anticipating that they would run out. So I got my stuff and went back to my seat. Then my row neighbors show up and I'm sitting next to this guy from the football team and make awkward conversation because randomly I can't shut up when I'm sitting next to someone that I don't know and probably should not be talking to. My parents did tell me not to talk to strangers but. I did it anyway. Oh well. He was nice. His name was Colton. And on my right side I got set next to this really precious older couple. They are all off to themselves. So I start talking to them too. And I could see it in their faces. "Why is this weird woman talking to us? We don't know you. Leave us alone." But at the time I'm on a roll and for some reason can't just shut up. (I do not do well with awkward silence.)
Then the opening act came on. And it was this pretty funny guy named Alfred Robles. And he was funny but the whole time he was talking my heart started beating faster and faster because of the anticipation of getting to see Gabriel Iglesias live. And then he goes off the stage and comes back with merchandise from the lobby. And was like "hey I have this 5XL tshirt that I want to give away. Which is huge on me. But still I am a fluffy girl. I am not going to downplay it. I am a fluffy girl. A fan of the fluffy and just plain fluffy. (My boyfriend calls me fun sized but that's a story for another day. Love you Alex!)
So I walked up to the stage. I was on the floor thanks to my $59 ticket that I bought last minute. So I start walking up to the stage. All I can feel is my friends eyes on me. And I'm feeling really self conscious. I don't want people to think that I am making fun of myself. But dang. I wanted that giant tshirt. So six of us went up there. Two girls and four guys. The guy who won took his shirt off and danced. And I looked around at the other contestants and realized that after losing a hundred pounds. I'm not as fluffy as I thought I was. I felt skinny. For one night I felt skinny. And that was okay. I did not win the shirt but that's okay because I came away with a great story to tell. And I realized something about myself that I didn't realize until I got up to the stage and shook Alfred Robles' hand. I am not the same girl that I use to be. I used to be so shy that I wouldn't have ever dreamed about going up to the stage in front of two thousand people. Or around two thousand people. I was told that was how many tickets were sold.
I went back to my seat feeling proud of myself because I knew that if I hadn't gone up to the front that I would regret not going up there. So I did it and that's that.
I got back to my seat and they repeat the whole no recording and no interrupting the fluffy. Apparently he is working on some new material for a new special. So I was respectful of that. Even though I really wanted to sit there and record every single minute of what was going on there. But that is not me. I can't just be like that no matter how much I really wanted to take that home with me and cherish my time for the rest of my life and make my kids listen to this time that my favorite comedian came to my college and I got to see him Flash the audience.
Either way I went there, did that, and I bought the shirt!!!!!!!!!!
Fluffy came on the stage and it was everything that I had ever dreamed of him being. Hilarious and fluffy. He made me snort and in one of his specials he talks about how he loves to hear that women snorted. Because it meant that he was funny enough to make someone inhale and exhale at the same time. And I di just that. And the football guy looked at me and it was almost like I could hear fluffy telling that joke in my he'd but it was in fluffy's voice. And then I could hear his friend say "but it was funny huh?" And it was amazing.
I can't tell you anything that he said because it is new material and I don't wanna mess up his wishes by blabbing what hilarious things that he will be doing in his new special but I will tell you that he is awesome and down to earth and freaking hilarious. And this is the twentieth year that he has been doing comedy. Twenty freaking years. He's been doing this since I was five almost six years old. And I have been a fan of his since I was about eight years old. I didn't understand everything he said when I was younger but that was eighteen years ago and that is okay because now I have seen him live. I got to see FLUFFYMANIA and I will always have the memory of standing in the front of a line for two hours because we realized that it would be smart to line up before anyone else got there. Yeah. We got there at five o'clock. When the doors didn't open until ten minutes before seven because they decided to open the doors a few minutes earlier than seven.
Shouts out to Khelsea, Rachael, Kendra, Katee, and Katee's dad, Daniel, Daniels mom Kim, and Facebook Alex. Oh and Robbin (I can't spell. If I misspelled anybody's name I apologize for that now.) it was great to get to see all of you amazing people at FLUFFYMANIA. I'll say thank you even though I don't know if you will ever read my blog. If not that is okay too. You have a life and I well I don't. But that is also okay. I still got to go see FLUFFYMANIA.
Fluffy performed for thirty minutes over the time he was supposed to and that was awesome. And he took a picture with some kids and their grandma and signed a few things for them and then he brings out his dogs. Who are very very adorable. But that was how the show ended. And it was a great night. Fluffy God bless you because I laughed so much that my sides are still sore from laughing. It was amazing and I hope that you go on to have another twenty years of comedy. And hopefully his son will figure out what he wants to do with his life and keeps wearing deodorant.
It was a great night and I didn't get home until almost four in the morning but it was all worth it because I got to hang out with some amazing people, meet some new people that probably never want to have anything to do with me ever again (I understand if that is the way you feel) and I got a tshirt. And ice cream and McDonalds and I got to feel skinny for a night and I got to shake a guy named Alfred Robles' hand. All in all it was a great night and I wouldn't trade the experience for anything in the world.
The real mvp of the night besides Fluffy was my amazing boyfriend Alex who I have not talked to today and I am sorry. I ended up having to work today after getting home at fourish. And when I got home I passed out and now here I am writing a blog at one in the morning. This is how amazing this guy really is. He texted me while I was in the show. (I had my phone on vibrate) and he said to call him when I got signal and headed home. This amazing guy actually answered the phone at two in the morning and he talked to me the entire way home. I'm all exhausted. Slapping my face and trying to stay awake because I love this guy and someday I am gonna marry him. Someday. He talked to me the whole way home even though I called him at two in the morning and woke him up. He talked to me the whole way home. And that my friends is one of the many reasons that I love that romantical nerdy guy so much. That and he told me that he checks my blog every day he's a daily reader! That makes me want to write more often. Maybe I will. Maybe I won't. Okay I probably will return more often because I know that I have at least one constant reader. He believes in me.
Okay y'all so that is the story about how I went broke in one day. FLUFFYMANIA was worth it though. I think that is it for this morning. It's a long post already and I am still exhausted and I need to go back to sleep.
I love y'all!!!! Goodnight and always remember to expect the unexpected.
Dayna H.
"Whoooooo!!!!!!"
Right?! I'm wrong? Oh well. What's new with that?
Okay this is really early and I should definitely be asleep right now considering that I do have to work tomorrow. But nobody ever said I was smart! Lol jk I am not here to down play my intelligence or lack there of. Yes I know that's not how you're supposed to end a sentence. I can hear my high school English teacher yelling at me from beyond the grave. (She is not dead. She just moved. ) lol Yes I know my jokes are hilarious. (And by that I mean that my jokes are so freaking terrible that I should be boo' d off the stage if I ever tried to do stand up comedy. But. . . Bum bum bum! Stand up comedy is exactly why I am here. Because got so see Gabriel Iglesias live. Yes. . . I actually went to FLUFFYMANIA!!!!!!! I can now say that I have been ther, done that, and I bought the $30 tshirt!!!!! I regret nothing. Okay I regret some things in my life but nothing about FLUFFYMANIA will ever be regretted.
Okay I have a story. Bwahahaha yes I have a story. SHOCKING!!!! Right?! Not at all. This is my blog and I tell stories. It's just me being my weird overly excited self at one o'clock in the freaking morning. I really should be asleep. But I'm not. And I'm here on the internet where I can be either normal or normal for me which is actually completely insane. So naturally I am gonna pick being normal for myself. I am completely insane. Which makes the fact that you amazing people are checking out what I have to say completely worthwhile for being up his freaking early in the freaking morning.
Okay I got off from my story so time to apply the breaks and do a 180 and actually tell you amazing people my Fluffy story. (No I did not get to meet the amazing Fluffy) But that's okay. He's still amazing. But I can tell you that I can cross something off my bucket list because I have seen him live and in person.
So my friend Khelsea ended up waiting to the last minute to get her ticket because she didn't know if she would actually be able to go or not. So I decided "hey I'll go early and get you a ticket and that way you don't have to rush and wait in line and stuff like that. " I was trying to be nice. So I went to Weatherford. (That is where he was on Friday. In case nobody on here knew that.) which is okay if you didn't know and it's amazing if you did know. Okay back to the story.
So I get there and the office lady says to me that they were actually out of the general admission tickets. And all that they had left were the $59 tickets. So I am holding my wallet. Thinking to myself. Should I get the ticket or not buy the ticket? This was a major dilemma for me. On one hand I love Khelsea. She is my best friend slash sister. But I was having this whole inner monologue with myself.
"To buy the ticket, or to not buy the ticket? That is the question."
So long story short. I BOUGHT THE TICKET!!!!
So I buy this ticket and my friend Khelsea is all telling me that she doesn't have to go and all I can think is dude. I bought is ticket for me. I'm gonna be way closer to the fluffy than I ever thought I could possibly be. I'm okay with this. FYI Khelsea if you are reading this post. I am not trying to make myself look good by saying hey I bought this ticket. I just am really excited that we both got to go see the fluffy. I just wanna tell the story that is FLUFFYMANIA. Okay with that out of the way. Love you Khels.
My game night Facebook friend Alex actually opened the door for us and scanned my ticket. I didn't realize that it was him until after I was heading back to my assigned seat after getting my shirt. But he was there. Yellow vest and everything.
I find my seat and then went to get a drink and merchandise so I can get my shirt before they sell out. I was anticipating that they would run out. So I got my stuff and went back to my seat. Then my row neighbors show up and I'm sitting next to this guy from the football team and make awkward conversation because randomly I can't shut up when I'm sitting next to someone that I don't know and probably should not be talking to. My parents did tell me not to talk to strangers but. I did it anyway. Oh well. He was nice. His name was Colton. And on my right side I got set next to this really precious older couple. They are all off to themselves. So I start talking to them too. And I could see it in their faces. "Why is this weird woman talking to us? We don't know you. Leave us alone." But at the time I'm on a roll and for some reason can't just shut up. (I do not do well with awkward silence.)
Then the opening act came on. And it was this pretty funny guy named Alfred Robles. And he was funny but the whole time he was talking my heart started beating faster and faster because of the anticipation of getting to see Gabriel Iglesias live. And then he goes off the stage and comes back with merchandise from the lobby. And was like "hey I have this 5XL tshirt that I want to give away. Which is huge on me. But still I am a fluffy girl. I am not going to downplay it. I am a fluffy girl. A fan of the fluffy and just plain fluffy. (My boyfriend calls me fun sized but that's a story for another day. Love you Alex!)
So I walked up to the stage. I was on the floor thanks to my $59 ticket that I bought last minute. So I start walking up to the stage. All I can feel is my friends eyes on me. And I'm feeling really self conscious. I don't want people to think that I am making fun of myself. But dang. I wanted that giant tshirt. So six of us went up there. Two girls and four guys. The guy who won took his shirt off and danced. And I looked around at the other contestants and realized that after losing a hundred pounds. I'm not as fluffy as I thought I was. I felt skinny. For one night I felt skinny. And that was okay. I did not win the shirt but that's okay because I came away with a great story to tell. And I realized something about myself that I didn't realize until I got up to the stage and shook Alfred Robles' hand. I am not the same girl that I use to be. I used to be so shy that I wouldn't have ever dreamed about going up to the stage in front of two thousand people. Or around two thousand people. I was told that was how many tickets were sold.
I went back to my seat feeling proud of myself because I knew that if I hadn't gone up to the front that I would regret not going up there. So I did it and that's that.
I got back to my seat and they repeat the whole no recording and no interrupting the fluffy. Apparently he is working on some new material for a new special. So I was respectful of that. Even though I really wanted to sit there and record every single minute of what was going on there. But that is not me. I can't just be like that no matter how much I really wanted to take that home with me and cherish my time for the rest of my life and make my kids listen to this time that my favorite comedian came to my college and I got to see him Flash the audience.
Either way I went there, did that, and I bought the shirt!!!!!!!!!!
Fluffy came on the stage and it was everything that I had ever dreamed of him being. Hilarious and fluffy. He made me snort and in one of his specials he talks about how he loves to hear that women snorted. Because it meant that he was funny enough to make someone inhale and exhale at the same time. And I di just that. And the football guy looked at me and it was almost like I could hear fluffy telling that joke in my he'd but it was in fluffy's voice. And then I could hear his friend say "but it was funny huh?" And it was amazing.
I can't tell you anything that he said because it is new material and I don't wanna mess up his wishes by blabbing what hilarious things that he will be doing in his new special but I will tell you that he is awesome and down to earth and freaking hilarious. And this is the twentieth year that he has been doing comedy. Twenty freaking years. He's been doing this since I was five almost six years old. And I have been a fan of his since I was about eight years old. I didn't understand everything he said when I was younger but that was eighteen years ago and that is okay because now I have seen him live. I got to see FLUFFYMANIA and I will always have the memory of standing in the front of a line for two hours because we realized that it would be smart to line up before anyone else got there. Yeah. We got there at five o'clock. When the doors didn't open until ten minutes before seven because they decided to open the doors a few minutes earlier than seven.
Shouts out to Khelsea, Rachael, Kendra, Katee, and Katee's dad, Daniel, Daniels mom Kim, and Facebook Alex. Oh and Robbin (I can't spell. If I misspelled anybody's name I apologize for that now.) it was great to get to see all of you amazing people at FLUFFYMANIA. I'll say thank you even though I don't know if you will ever read my blog. If not that is okay too. You have a life and I well I don't. But that is also okay. I still got to go see FLUFFYMANIA.
Fluffy performed for thirty minutes over the time he was supposed to and that was awesome. And he took a picture with some kids and their grandma and signed a few things for them and then he brings out his dogs. Who are very very adorable. But that was how the show ended. And it was a great night. Fluffy God bless you because I laughed so much that my sides are still sore from laughing. It was amazing and I hope that you go on to have another twenty years of comedy. And hopefully his son will figure out what he wants to do with his life and keeps wearing deodorant.
It was a great night and I didn't get home until almost four in the morning but it was all worth it because I got to hang out with some amazing people, meet some new people that probably never want to have anything to do with me ever again (I understand if that is the way you feel) and I got a tshirt. And ice cream and McDonalds and I got to feel skinny for a night and I got to shake a guy named Alfred Robles' hand. All in all it was a great night and I wouldn't trade the experience for anything in the world.
The real mvp of the night besides Fluffy was my amazing boyfriend Alex who I have not talked to today and I am sorry. I ended up having to work today after getting home at fourish. And when I got home I passed out and now here I am writing a blog at one in the morning. This is how amazing this guy really is. He texted me while I was in the show. (I had my phone on vibrate) and he said to call him when I got signal and headed home. This amazing guy actually answered the phone at two in the morning and he talked to me the entire way home. I'm all exhausted. Slapping my face and trying to stay awake because I love this guy and someday I am gonna marry him. Someday. He talked to me the whole way home even though I called him at two in the morning and woke him up. He talked to me the whole way home. And that my friends is one of the many reasons that I love that romantical nerdy guy so much. That and he told me that he checks my blog every day he's a daily reader! That makes me want to write more often. Maybe I will. Maybe I won't. Okay I probably will return more often because I know that I have at least one constant reader. He believes in me.
Okay y'all so that is the story about how I went broke in one day. FLUFFYMANIA was worth it though. I think that is it for this morning. It's a long post already and I am still exhausted and I need to go back to sleep.
I love y'all!!!! Goodnight and always remember to expect the unexpected.
Dayna H.